Riding on the poop deck

When I fly by myself to Las Vegas this July to hook up with my grandparents, I’m going to have to remember not to fly with this company.

Or maybe I should. I could definitely use the money earned in the lawsuit.

Art farts

Went to an art festival yesterday with some friends and decided it a more prudent course of action to go to the coffee shop and try on funny glasses.

Then we went to Wal-Mart and discovered a very disturbing sign hung over one of the toilets (it’s our job to find things of this nature).

You’re welcome.

Toilet Talk

If you never have before, it may be a good idea to check the seats of public restrooms before you use them, lest you end up like this poor chap.