This is an actual quote from my mom’s boss—something she said to her 2nd grade son after his Valentine’s Day party on Friday, which involves candy and chocolate passed out to all the students:
Just realize that every time you put sugar in your body, you’re killing it
The mom is 40. She is deathly afraid of this age and is doing everything to remain young, to the point of pushing cruel and unusual eating patterns on her children. Children that could, at their age, eat dirt and remain healthy. But now they’re going to forever be afraid to eat anything because they’re being taught that food, essentially, kills slowly.
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