Prom Update 7.3256

So, the pictures were finally e-mailed about five seconds ago, so these are hot off the presses:

I think I’m scaring the little girl behind me. I’d feel bad, but I was having too much fun.A kind of blurry shot of all of us.

Another one of my MJ impressions. Damn, I’m good.

Actually, today at school, people I never even talked to commented on my dancing and said they took pictures. Damn, I’m good.

Another blurry shot, but this time of us karaokeing. I imagine that the shot is like this because the person shooting the picture was gyrating with laughter. I’m in the blue.

Advertisements

Prom Update 5 (screw 4)

4:30pm: Leather-interior carpool arrives.

4:45pm: Leather-interior carpool takes off, after parents snap three quadrillion photos.

4:55pm: Fourth occupant of the vehicle is picked up.

5:00pm: Other three occupants learn that fourth has forgotten camera at home.

5:05pm: Leather-interior car is finally ready to go to the restaurant, Greek Islands, a restaurant that serves Greek food. Restaurant is not on an island.

5:15pm: The vehicle and all four occupants are officially lost and have no idea where they’re going.

5:30pm: After turning around in several other appetizing-looking restaurants, vehicle arrives at destination.

6:30pm: Dinner is completed; girls all escape to the bathroom.

7:30pm: Girls emerge from bathroom.

8:00pm: Vehicle arrives at Prom Headquarters.

8:30-10:30pm: Kevin amazes everyone with his awesome grooves.

11:00pm: After-Prom starts. There is enough food to bury several third-world countries to a depth of three feet.

12:00pm: On the karaoke machine, a few friends and I sing a piercing rendition of Europe’s “The Final Countdown.” The song and the words on the screen don’t seem to match up, or the scroll is really ambiguous, or something. And it is impossible to hear anything while on stage, so the majority of the song is improvised with new lyrics thanks to moi, such as, “The words are confusing / and yet we stand tall. / There’s too many lyrics / and the screen is too small.”

12:00pm-2:30am: Stuff occurs, and then we go home and fall asleep.

Pictures to come soon, I hope.

Prom Update 3

2:40pm: Nothing happened at 2:40pm.

Prom Update 2

11:45am: After returning from the bank, Mom comes barreling into the kitchen waving her arms like a form of ancient squid that has just learned how to control its limbs, telling me that I need to hurry to the flower store NOW because it closes at noon.

11:55am: I arrive at the store. They close at 3pm.

Prom Update 1

12:00am yesterday: I stay awake to watch Conan O’Brien because (1) he’s awesome, and (2) they’re doing a bit about the 200th episode of Stargate.

10:00am today: I roll out of bed, immediately falling back asleep.

10:30am: I roll out of bed again and make it into the hallway.

11:00am: I roll out of bed again.

11:30am: I go to the bank to put money on my debit card so that I can actually pay for stuff tonight as opposed to stealing food from vagrants.