I love hiatuses

Hiatuses?  Hiatii?  Who cares.  I love them.  I love blogging, then stopping, then blogging again, like some kind of neurotic teenager who can’t figure out the difference between the break and accelerator pedal.

Anyway, I shall try my hand at this again.  It’s likely to only last a few months again, but we shall see how long it will hold out.

Thank for the tip!

So I got this in my spam folder at the blog today:

I found this website while searching for a alternative dating site last month and have already hooked up with 3 chicks who are basically down for whatever. Check it out!


So, thanks for the tip! DELETE!

Today’s pondering

What exactly is a “snaphappy fishsuit mokiligon,” and why did someone search for this term?  Is there one here?  If so, should I be afraid?  Or is this a good thing to have?


Um, whoever searched toothless old women and found themselves here: Did you find what you were looking for?

New pictures

The recent pictures from my vacation have been added to the appropriate page as well as pictures from my trip to Mexico, though these were scanned from a disposable camera, so the quality is *waves hand up and down*

I’m back

And will be posting like a madman soon enough.

Capitalizing on spam

I’m all for making money and I think this is a good idea. I think that for each spam post you approve, you should get paid 10 cents or something. If these people want to advertise their gambling sites so badly , I should receive some kind of monetary compensation.

Ooookie dokie…

It’s another tagalicious blog posting. 😛

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Sorry, none of that here

Someone Googled “vasectomy” and navigated their way here.

I hope you found what you were looking for.


UPDATE: A new one popped up: “wordpress themes+nazi.”  I hope you people die lonely deaths.

A fool-proof cure for boredom

So earlier today I wrote about how bored I was before finals.

Luckily for me, someone this blog automatically marked as spam named happy4life was around to offer their good-natured suggestion for how I should best overcome this slump in my daily routine:

“Beaten to Death with a Tire Iron?” Well, sure, I guess that would relieve my boredom pretty quickly. Depending on the exact content of the link, it may also cause me to be relieved of my lunch pretty quickly.

Needless to say, I did not click the link, nor is the irony of someone with the name of “happy4life” posting something about being beaten with a tire iron lost on me.

Just a little something extra

I hope you’re all enjoying the little smiley face on the right-hand side of this blog.  Consider it a freebie.  No extra charge.  My gift to you.

Though donations are accepted.

WordPress Nazi: “No e-mail for you!!”

I think it’s an offense that WordPress doesn’t have a system to handle blog posts via e-mail. I mean, sure, I can log onto the site on my phone and load the post page and do all that jazz, but I don’t wanna! I want to be able to type an e-mail, attach a picture, send it to a blog-specific address and be done with it.

Anyone know how to do this? Does this feature exist and I’ve just missed it?

ETA: After some searching, I figured out it is possible, but it requires a PhD in nuclear science to understand.

Quite possibly the greatest blog ever

The FAIL blog.

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So, uh, what’s this?

A six-word memoir?

Well, ok.

How about…The Best A Man Can Get.TM

New banner along with new theme

I hope everyone likes the new theme along with the new banner I slaved away at instead of going to bed early.  I’m sure it’s a copyright infringement, so please do not give this site’s URL to the Starbucks people, whom I all love dearly.