…Unless they’ve already done it.
Seriously, something needs to be done about this Tycoon franchise. I know we hound EA for making basically every concievable Sims game possible, up to and including “The Sims Pawn Shop Stuff,” but in the meantime, something’s slipped under our noses the whole time.
The Tycoon franchise is out of control. While at the store a few weeks ago I saw this game being advertised on the shelf:
First of all: Lemonade? An entire game devoted to lemonade? The only thing more boring than playing a game about lemonade would be creating a game about lemonade.
Secondly: Lemonade Tycoon 2? The first one was popular enough to make another? The mind boggles.
Thirdly: New York Edition? What does that mean? If someone refuses to buy your lemonade, you flip him off and run him over in the street with a Buick?
Other notable Tycoon games:
- School Tycoon
- Hospital Tycoon
- Rollercoaster Tycoon
- Beer Tycoon (Being drunk is possibly the only way to enjoy this one)
- Oil Tycoon
- Coffee Tycoon
- Hell Tycoon (Probably Redundant)
- Carwash Tycoon (Complete with Rose Royce singing, perhaps?)
- Pizza Tycoon
- Tabloid Tycoon
- Prison Tycoon
- Fairy Godmother Tycoon (I am NOT making this one up)