Spin, rinse, wash, dry II

The laundry report is as follows:

—Nothing shrunk.

—Nothing changed colors/got bleached/got darker

—Nothing got subjected to massive amounts of gamma radiation thus transforming the sheets into a blood-thirsty sheet monster seeking revenge

—I hung up the sheets to dry “creatively”

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7 Responses

  1. Well, I’m doing this while I have the chance.

    On one knee I ask-
    LK, will you marry me?

  2. Dammit, Snigs! You beat me to it! 😦

    ….

    Recliner schedule? 😉

  3. You do realize LK, that because you failed to ruin anything, you will be asked to do it again.

  4. I bet his mama is of the same notion mine always was.

    If you do it and don’t do it right, you need to keep doing it.

    Or.

    If you do it and do it right, there’s no reason you can’t keep doing it.

    Lose/lose situation I came to find out.

  5. So you’re saying I should have ripped a hole in one of the sheets for good measure?

  6. I’m saying WILL YOU MARRY ME?

    I’m waiting on an answer. This 10 carat diamond is getting heavy you know?

  7. Maybe he’s holding out for a girl with a bigger rock?

    …that so did not sound right…

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