Florida lawmaker proposes vehicle vasectomy

Apparently Florida Senator Cary Baker has an acute case of reproductive envy given the recent proposal to ban novelty bull balls people dangle off their truck hitches.

There isn’t any mention as to whether real bull balls affixed to truck hitches would also be illegal under the legislation. My guess is no.

It really doesn’t matter, I guess, given the legislation will never pass…especially given Florida’s voting ineptitude.

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2 Responses

  1. What does AC/DC have to say about all of this?

    How can they sing about having big balls if they couldn’t have them in Florida?

    All the crap in the world and Florida is worried if their balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right? Sigh.

  2. Hehe, I just got a song in my head that’s probably best not shared on a public blog, so I’ll just giggle uncontrollably over here in the corner. Don’t mind me. 😛

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