Cash or check?

I’m attempting to cash a check. That wouldn’t normally be a problem, but the check is over a meter long.

It’s kind of like those Publisher’s Clearing House checks where when you receive it, you stand smiling fakely, wondering where the hell the real money is. I got it because I won a scholarship from my elementary school and unless the entire ceremony was a complete joke and the money doesn’t technically exist, we need to find a way to transform this thing into usable currency.


One Response

  1. Sign the “check” with one of those big, fat crayons they use in pre-k. I’m sure you’ll have no problem cashing it then. 😉

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