Wax your motherboard for increased speed!

Not quite. But there is something close: WiFi Speed Spray. Just a few quick squirts from this baby, and your wireless Internet connection will BLAZE with speeds of up to 18Mbps per meter. Act now and you’ll receive TWO WiFi Speed Sprays for the price of three! Just listen to this REAL testimonial:

“It’s an amazing product, and I would not hesitate to recommend it to anyone who has a computer or would like to have a computer.” -Tina Smith, Chicago

Ah-HA! So you have to have a computer in order to use WiFi Speed Spray! But even without a computer, WiFi Speed Spray is an excellent surface cleaner and nail polisher! Buy now! No interest for 12 months! 0% APR financing with approved credit! No offer is refused! No brains are required!

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3 Responses

  1. You know I first read that as WTF Spray…

    I need chocolate.

  2. We should market WTF Spray and sell it to MATY.

  3. Sounds like a plan.

    What would it do though? Spray it on a sheep and confuse them more than usual?

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