Just plane dumb

Just when you thought commercial aviation couldn’t get any worse, we are reminded that you are very dumb. Of course it can get worse.

In Australia, a plane circled Sydney’s Canberra International Airport for about 20 minutes, due to the air traffic controller who arrived to work late (crikey!).

“The guy slept in,” Ben Mitchell said, in about the same calm voice you would use to announce some trivial fact, such as that grass is green.

Eventually the plane did land, and everyone was safe, except for the people on the plane, who beat each other with their low-sodium Pretzel units and strangled the flight attendants with the seat cushions, which can be used as a floatation device in an emergency landing.

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