A musical high

To anyone who has every seriously considered using illicit drugs: wait. The folks at Audiotronic have found a loophole–they have invented an MP3 player with a faceplate that smells like marijuana. There are other perks about the gizmo as well, such as an SD card slot and the ability to play illegally-downloaded MP3 songs, but I feel that the real power in this device lies in the ability for a complete stranger to tap you on the shoulder while you’re blasting your brain molecules apart via “rap,” and say, “You have to be high to listen to Eminem!” To which you can respond, “I know!”

After you purchase this item over the Internet, you can get a 30-second bone density test, although I don’t know why you’d want to.


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