Finger food

Make sure you’re not eating anything when you read this.

Done? OK. It seems that a lady in–take a wild guess–California ate a big spoonful of a Wendy’s chili only to find a severed finger. The management of the Wendy’s then did the only thing it could think of, given the circumstances: it performed a finger check of all of its employees.

A spokesperson is quoted as saying, “All of our employees have 10 digits.”

The finger, which was unavailable for questioning, is about four inches long and is believed to be female. Rumor also has it that it will be running for governor of California next term.

Note: I have no idea what the thing on the left is.

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