Art community lost collective brain molecule

It’s times like these that I wish all of the countries of the world could unite and create a centralized government whose main purpose would be to offer lobotomies at the taxpayers’ expense to people who already have the IQ of drywall.

The first person I would sign up to receive this treatment would be James Robert Ford, a British art snot (HAR!) who wants to sell a ball of his own mucus for roughly $20,000, claiming that it is “art.” The backbone of this piece is that “each booger is a part of his body” and is therefore impossible to replicate.

So far, he has received offers for up to £500, but he said that he believes his snot is worth a lot more than that. And as well it should.

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