Beware of the cookie

Well, it finally happened. The people who make “Sesame Street”–a show we all watched back when we were five because it was the only show that provided an educational experience at a rate similar to that of a slug race–is being pressed to change the Cookie Monster’s name. The theory here is that cookies are Unhealthy, and may cause young children to consume them, which will make them Fat and Unpopular. They don’t know, specifically, what they will have the Monster Formerly Known As Cookie eat, but they are leaning toward–I swear–bananas.


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