Posted on February 11, 2009 by LK
Somehow, I think they missed the point when the health craze caught on.
OK, yes, cows are speeshul in India, but I don’t think trading high fructose corn syrup for, well, pee, is going to help anyone’s waistline or life expectancy.
No, I don’t care how healthy and magical and clean it is. It’s pee. Faced between [...]
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Posted on February 9, 2009 by LK
Five year olds shouldn’t be smokin’ the reefer. Or maybe they should just avoid the dentist.
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Posted on February 4, 2009 by LK
Now we have Klingons robbing convenience stores.
I am hereby upgrading the threat level to Mauve.
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Posted on February 4, 2009 by LK
They may be prepping for an invasion.
UPDATE: It’s far worse than we thought. Those damn whale terrorist unibombers. I encourage everyone to seek shelter (not that it will matter when the whale guts penetrate your abode and kill you) and become extremely alarmed and frightened. Buy bleach and light bulbs just in case.
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Posted on February 2, 2009 by LK
You know it’s bad when it comes to this.
Though I would like to dispute this part of the story:
Cairo would not say how much a sperm donor can earn but added it’s not as easy as it sounds.
Uh, have you ever tried, sir? Takes about a minute. Pay and go. You could even have a [...]
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Posted on February 1, 2009 by LK
Or, at least, someone will.
Frankly, while it’s a great song, I’d rather stick a marshmallow poker in my eye than have that as my personal number. 30 to 40 calls a day? Plus any associated wrist slashing that may be involved? No thank you.
Also think of the reaction you’d get if you gave someone your [...]
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Posted on February 1, 2009 by LK
…is utter crap.
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Posted on January 31, 2009 by LK
…gets my full support.
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Posted on January 31, 2009 by LK
I love England, especially when they do silly things.
With the amount of people who misuse apostrophes, Id be perfectly willing to remove them completely, if only to prevent people from looking like theyre total knobs.
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Posted on August 25, 2008 by LK
…But I say these people should be given an award.
Sure, they defaced national signs, but if you’re going to deface something, you may as well deface something while being educational and helpful at the same time. If I were the government, I’d be embarrassed to have improper grammar and spelling on my signs. I can’t [...]
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Posted on August 15, 2008 by LK
Assuming all Georgian males can’t be described as hairy and frozen, you may have new neighbors.
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Posted on August 10, 2008 by LK
Posted on August 10, 2008 by LK
Worlly-borlly fish heads.
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Posted on August 4, 2008 by LK
Yes, apparently sub shop workers forgetting a man’s sauce is now an offense best left to the police.
I think it would be great it other things could be settled with police action. In Omaha, we are already allowed to call 911 if there’s someone smoking in a public building or place. I think this should [...]
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Posted on August 2, 2008 by LK
So of course the exciting news is that Mars has some form of water on its surface, which means it may potentially be a great natural habitat for simple, one-celled organisms, or possibly members of Congress.
Of course, this being America, and America generally being a blood-sucking leech, several Nebraskans have already figured out how to [...]
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