Who does the hula from Hawaii?

Talula does!
I heard this on the radio this morning, but apparently it’s true.  Someone named their kid “Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.”
Apparently a previous name the parents rejected was “Michaela Did Something Heinus in Uranus.”

It’s not every day…

…You see a headline like this.
Though it would certainly be more amusing if you did.

For those wanting a little bark in their Olympic meals…

…Sorry, you’re out of luck.

Giving “suckers” a new meaning

Yes, apparently it DOES exist.

A1 Steaksauce

Yeah, It’s That Important.

Stories that make you go, “Huh?”

Like this one.
Frankly, I don’t understand why the craft is dying out.  You’d think there’d be a huge market for ceramic organs.
“There were many people making ceramics, but now locally there is just us,” said Casilda. “We exported to Germany, Canada and France. Today we just sell to visitors and local shops.”
The sad thing is [...]

I wanna go to school in England

…So I can write essays like this.
My favorite part of the article was this:
Buckroyd told the Times that it “would be wicked to give it zero because it does show some very basic skills we are looking for, like conveying some meaning and some spelling.”
Buckroyd says the student would have received a higher mark if [...]

What’s in a name?

A whole lot, apparently.
First off, if you have a name like “Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon,” chances are you’re pretty off your rocker in the first place.  It’s not that he’s being prevented from changing his name to something obscene, it’s that he’s a moron that should live with his first bad decision.

A news story that bodes well for men everywhere…

…Hey, if they can do it to HORSES! And you know what they say about horses.

Living in Kansas…

I would have thought surviving being shot in the head would be a bad thing.

Riding on the poop deck

When I fly by myself to Las Vegas this July to hook up with my grandparents, I’m going to have to remember not to fly with this company.
Or maybe I should. I could definitely use the money earned in the lawsuit.

Vader attacks!

There’s a whole lot of fail going on here.
I think the most important quote in this entire story is:
Hughes claims he was drinking heavily and can’t remember the assault.
I’m also startled by the statistics at the bottom of the story. I love sci-fi and “Star Wars” as much as the next guy, but apparently [...]

When you’re having a bad day…

…Just remember this guy.

I’m smelling a trend

No pun intended, of course.
But seriously—what’s the deal with all these dog-related lawsuits and claims?

The 51st state…North Florida?

Apparently there’s a grassroots movement to split Florida into North Florida and South Florida.
While this would mean twice the number of states available to screw up presidential voting, I think it’s a great idea. North and South Dakota were the first states to pioneer the state duality feature, and West Virginia is kind of [...]