Prom Update 7.3256

So, the pictures were finally e-mailed about five seconds ago, so these are hot off the presses:

I think I’m scaring the little girl behind me. I’d feel bad, but I was having too much fun.A kind of blurry shot of all of us.
Another one of my MJ impressions. Damn, I’m good.
Actually, today at [...]

Prom Update 5 (screw 4)

4:30pm: Leather-interior carpool arrives.
4:45pm: Leather-interior carpool takes off, after parents snap three quadrillion photos.
4:55pm: Fourth occupant of the vehicle is picked up.
5:00pm: Other three occupants learn that fourth has forgotten camera at home.
5:05pm: Leather-interior car is finally ready to go to the restaurant, Greek Islands, a restaurant that serves Greek food. Restaurant is not [...]

Prom Update 3

2:40pm: Nothing happened at 2:40pm.

Prom Update 2

11:45am: After returning from the bank, Mom comes barreling into the kitchen waving her arms like a form of ancient squid that has just learned how to control its limbs, telling me that I need to hurry to the flower store NOW because it closes at noon.
11:55am: I arrive at the store. They close [...]

Prom Update 1

12:00am yesterday: I stay awake to watch Conan O’Brien because (1) he’s awesome, and (2) they’re doing a bit about the 200th episode of Stargate.
10:00am today: I roll out of bed, immediately falling back asleep.
10:30am: I roll out of bed again and make it into the hallway.
11:00am: I roll out of bed again.
11:30am: I go [...]