Posted on May 12, 2008 by LK
After watching a commercial for “The Bachelor” where Mr. British Hunk has to pick one teary-eyed women to be with for the rest of his life, or at least until the appearances on “Good Morning America” are over, I got a brilliant idea.
They seem to make way too big of a deal out of picking [...]
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Posted on May 8, 2008 by LK
Manah, Manah!
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Posted on May 7, 2008 by LK
Someone Googled “vasectomy” and navigated their way here.
I hope you found what you were looking for.
Freak.
UPDATE: A new one popped up: “wordpress themes+nazi.” I hope you people die lonely deaths.
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Posted on May 5, 2008 by LK
So earlier today I wrote about how bored I was before finals.
Luckily for me, someone this blog automatically marked as spam named happy4life was around to offer their good-natured suggestion for how I should best overcome this slump in my daily routine:
“Beaten to Death with a Tire Iron?” Well, sure, I guess that would [...]
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Posted on May 5, 2008 by LK
Apparently Florida Senator Cary Baker has an acute case of reproductive envy given the recent proposal to ban novelty bull balls people dangle off their truck hitches.
There isn’t any mention as to whether real bull balls affixed to truck hitches would also be illegal under the legislation. My guess is no.
It really doesn’t matter, [...]
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Posted on May 5, 2008 by LK
I hope you’re all enjoying the little smiley face on the right-hand side of this blog. Consider it a freebie. No extra charge. My gift to you.
Though donations are accepted.
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Posted on May 4, 2008 by LK
The FAIL blog.
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Posted on May 3, 2008 by LK
So, Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold XVII visited the U.S. a while back. I didn’t pay too much attention to the news coverage or what he said, but apparently he made an “awesome speech” if our fearless leader is to be believed.
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Posted on April 5, 2008 by LK
I don’t have too many entertaining work-related stories because I no longer pull the midnight shift, which is when the socially awkward people appear in droves.
However recently, I had someone all in a tizzy as me if I would be able to make computer “stop thinking.”
Whaaaa?
I kind of knew what she meant; she was complaining [...]
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Posted on February 14, 2008 by LK
When you receive a text message that’s supposed to say “Can’t” but it doesn’t have puncuation, it looks really dirty at first glance.
Cant.
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Posted on February 2, 2008 by LK
This made my friggin’ day.
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Posted on January 10, 2008 by LK
I go back to school on the 14th. Though, if I play my cards right, maybe I won’t have to.
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Posted on September 7, 2007 by LK
I work in the computer labs at school. Ten minutes before I’m supposed to get off on Wednesday, I get a call from my boss who said the printer in the 24-hour lab in the student center was not working properly. They fixed it, they thought, but needed someone to print something to [...]
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Posted on August 4, 2007 by LK
Those zany Australians. Always good for a laugh. If it’s not crocodiles, it’s video game-wielding terrorists.
The Australian High Tech Crime Centre has determined that terrorists are using the highly sophisticated “World of Warcraft” to train for terrorist-type activities. I’m not quite sure what activities these would be. Perhaps the terrorists are planning to wipe out [...]
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Posted on July 31, 2007 by LK
I came from work a few days ago to my mom saying how she went to Kohls…and how he say a couch fire. Apparently, on his way to work, my dad noticed a lot of thick, black smoke emanating a few blocks from our house, and so my mom decided it a prudent course of [...]
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