Heart attack on a plate

I just saw a commercial for some “Southern Fried Chicken Biscuit Something-Or-Other” for McDonald’s. Chicken I don’t mind—in fact, it’s the chicken meals I hate the least at McDonald’s—but this thing is intended to be eaten for breakfast.
Who wants chicken for breakfast? And fried chicken at that? Besides, possibly, a wolf?
No doubt [...]

Coffee/chocolate perfection

I have discovered what may be the perfect food.
Starbucks Chocolate-Covered Coffee Beans are the pinnacle of human achievement, in my opinion, as they blend two perfect things—coffee and chocolate—into one thing that can be devoured in a single sitting and keep you awake until the next morning.
I didn’t know coffee beans were edible, but they [...]