Spin, rinse, wash, dry II

The laundry report is as follows:
—Nothing shrunk.
—Nothing changed colors/got bleached/got darker
—Nothing got subjected to massive amounts of gamma radiation thus transforming the sheets into a blood-thirsty sheet monster seeking revenge
—I hung up the sheets to dry “creatively”

Spin, rinse, wash, dry

While she’s at work, my mom asked me to take care of the laundry.
She claims I’ve done this once before and to no ill effect, but I don’t remember. I just hope when she returns home, my sheets aren’t reduced to the size of gum wrappers.
Also, I think it’s finished. Time to access [...]