The 51st state…North Florida?

Apparently there’s a grassroots movement to split Florida into North Florida and South Florida.

While this would mean twice the number of states available to screw up presidential voting, I think it’s a great idea. North and South Dakota were the first states to pioneer the state duality feature, and West Virginia is kind of there, but not quite.

Indeed, I think all states should have North and South counterparts. What would be cooler is if each could be mirror images of each other, with the North populated by normal people and the South populated by the Bizzaro counterparts.

One Response to “The 51st state…North Florida?”

  1. Instead of N & S Florida, they should just rename the southern portion Northern Puerto Rico. (Innocent grin)

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