The 51st state…North Florida?

Apparently there’s a grassroots movement to split Florida into North Florida and South Florida.
While this would mean twice the number of states available to screw up presidential voting, I think it’s a great idea. North and South Dakota were the first states to pioneer the state duality feature, and West Virginia is kind of [...]

Well, damn

Just when I had my eyes set on the Diamond, my first love—the Sony Ericsson “Paris”—gets leaked big-time.
If this thing delivers all it’s been rumored to deliver, it will have all the Diamond has (up to and including the VGA touchscreen) plus a 5 MP camera, a much larger battery, an expandable memory slot, and [...]

Finals are over

I took my final final (hmmmm… at 10am today.  I think it went well, but I won’t know that until July when I arbitrarily decide to log onto the school’s Web site and check my grades out of sheer lack of anything better to do at the time.
So now tomorrow I have a five-minute presentation [...]

Phone pr0n

Because I can…and because shots of naked people could cause this blog to be reported as Mature:

Sorry, none of that here

Someone Googled “vasectomy” and navigated their way here.
I hope you found what you were looking for.
Freak.
UPDATE: A new one popped up: “wordpress themes+nazi.”  I hope you people die lonely deaths.

The legal system has failed…

…when someone who runs over someone else’s pet sues said pet owner for damages instead of the other way around.