A fool-proof cure for boredom

So earlier today I wrote about how bored I was before finals.
Luckily for me, someone this blog automatically marked as spam named happy4life was around to offer their good-natured suggestion for how I should best overcome this slump in my daily routine:

“Beaten to Death with a Tire Iron?” Well, sure, I guess that would [...]

Florida lawmaker proposes vehicle vasectomy

Apparently Florida Senator Cary Baker has an acute case of reproductive envy given the recent proposal to ban novelty bull balls people dangle off their truck hitches.
There isn’t any mention as to whether real bull balls affixed to truck hitches would also be illegal under the legislation. My guess is no.
It really doesn’t matter, [...]

T-minus 1.5 hours and counting…

…Until my first final.
I suppose I should study. But I’ve gotten 100s on all the previous exams in this class. I think even if I didn’t show up today I’d still get an A.
I’d feel bad if I didn’t study, however. I’ll crack open my notes…soon. Ish.

Bored, bored, bored

Finals are this week.  Though they coincide with normal class time for the most part, I only have one per day (two on Tuesday) but I still have to work.  So I have loooooooong periods of waiting around doing nothing because it’s inefficient and silly to go back home for three or four hours.
So I’m [...]

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