New banner along with new theme

I hope everyone likes the new theme along with the new banner I slaved away at instead of going to bed early.  I’m sure it’s a copyright infringement, so please do not give this site’s URL to the Starbucks people, whom I all love dearly.

Oh, yeah, that’s right

Who’s your daddy?
Notice who they’re thanking? Anyone? BAM!
Anyway, I love phones. But you all knew that.

Awesome speech

So, Pope Eggs Benedict Arnold XVII visited the U.S. a while back. I didn’t pay too much attention to the news coverage or what he said, but apparently he made an “awesome speech” if our fearless leader is to be believed.